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Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory Scientists Warn That Justin Bieber's Hair Will Become Self-Aware On December 13, 2013

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A team of American scientists has concluded that Justin Bieber's hair is "pre-sentient" and will become fully self-aware on December 13, 2013. They have sent a letter to President Obama urging him to keep Mr. Bieber under surveillance and close monitoring. The scientists have warned that if his hair becomes self-aware, it has the potential to connect to the internet, hack into government computers, and launch an all-out nuclear war. Mr. Bieber did not formally respond to our request for a comment. As shown in the above photo, his hair has the ability to "shape shift" and radically change Bieber's appearance.