The Top Story, Really???

top story, google news page, 1-20-13

Above is a screen shot of the Google News page from January 20, 2013.

With all the problems and issues America is facing, this is the top story? This is the big news? The top of the top? This is what the press wants us to know?  

If you ever needed a reason why you should give up on American news, this is it.